- Good Mexican food on every freaking corner.
- Scantily clad Latinas w
- No-Tsu-Oh
- Being in a minority (white, leftist, left-handed, liberal male)
- Shiner Bock
- ummmm, not much else.
Things I WON'T miss about H-town:
- The Heat
- The Humidity
- The "W" stickers on the two-story pick-up trucks. (the election was over THREE YEARS AGO, WE GET IT!!!)
- The pollution
- Mosquitoes
- My crack-head upstairs neighbor
- The fact that very few good bands come here
- The shitty public transportation
- The suburban feel of it (seriously this is the fourth largest city in the country but it doesn't feel like it.
- GRILLS
- Shitty Houston Hip Hop. (Who is Mike Jones? I don't care!, there hasn't been any good hip-hop from this town since the Geto Boys) DAMN IT FEELS GOOD TO BE A GANGSTA!
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