It's is now 7:13AM and I have just awoke from a dream, but instead of visions of sugar plums dancing in my head I saw some really messed up stuff. It all seems like a blur now. I remember there was some sort of Neo-Nazi holocaust that I tried to prevent, global warming, and, I remember carrying Kate Bosworth's corpse (I think she was trying to stop said Neo-Nazi and was killed in the process...I don't know.) I sort of remember people having to move to the equator because that was where all the prime real-estate was(?). And I distinctly remember that my cats were using the freezer at work as a litter box.
What the HELL does all of this mean? I really wonder a shrink would say about all of this. I really don't know. Would they fit me for a straight jacket on the spot? Reserve a rubber room for me? Shoot me full of drugs?(which, given my current state of sobriety might not be a bad thing) Kate Bosworth? I only saw one movie with her in it, so I'm really sort of indifferent toward her. What business does she have dying a noble death in my dream?
I should probably lay off the spicy Chinese food before bed.
