Stuff in the news

I gotta tell you it's been a strange week in the news.

1: A suspected burglar in Florida was eaten by an alligator while trying to flee from police...right now I'm thinking a little time in the slammer would have been a better alternative.

2: Jesus and Mary have appeared on a pancake. ....I wonder if you can go to hell for eating a sacred flap-jack?

3: A woman in California was hit by a freight train while trying to wave it down, yes she drunk.

4: To relive the drought the Gov. of Georgia held a prayer vigil on the steps of the capitol to ask God for rain....and they got some. Maybe I should just pray for a better job and a place to live that doesn't suck.

5: "Operation Hamburger Helper" A small herd of cattle escaped from the trailer that was taking them to the slaughter house....while the driver stopped off at a McDonald's. I guess they saw where they would end up.

6: I just heard this one George "Boy George" O'Dowd was arrested for allegedly chaining up a 28 year old Swedish male escort and using him for a sex slave. I really can't say I'm shocked by that at all.

Skip Divided

My Thirty-first birthday is coming in a few days. I'm not sure how I feel about that. I know that I'm not anywhere near where I want to be in life. I have no wife, no children, no career. All of my other friends my own age have that stuff. I'm still slackin' like it's 1995.

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Okay, let's end the pity party right now. I have to remember that at least I'm not like any of those people that you see on daytime TV talk-shows. Wanna know a secret? I watch Jerry Springer to feel better about myself.

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I haven't been able to write much lately, I'm not really sure why.I have been pretty depressed, I usually write torrents of bad poetry and song lyrics when I'm in a funk like this. But right now I'm artistically constipated. Crap....pity party time again. Wah-wah, boo-hoo, sob sob. I'll try again when I have something funny to say