I think I may need to move to Rome...

Okay, as promised, I am back. I have a little Tennesee fightin' juice in me and I have been watching MSNBC. I just heard that the air in Rome contains particles of cannibus and cocaine. No wonder people in Rome are so fucking happy! They are on "primos" just from walking around! ( a "primo is a joint laced with cocaine) HOW FUCKING COOL IS THAT! Seriously. I would ride my bike 50 miles a day if I lived in Rome. This totally explains why people in Italy are so cocky. THEY ARE ON COKE 24/7! woo fucking hoo! I'm sending off for my passport and buying an Italian phrase book as soon as Ican.