This yet another sign of how old I am getting. I bought a pack of 2000 flushes. It turns the toilet water blue. Yep, I'm a 30 year old man with blue toilet water. I'm straight, really. I have decided to keep a "flush log" to see if this stuff really lives up to it's name. Further proof that I have no life. I have been counting down and have decided to associate a flush with a year. This is what I have so far:
2000: "Dubya" gets "Elected" FLOOSH!
1999: I met my ex. FLOOSH!
1998: I endured a really BAD, BAD, HORRIBLE relationship with a girl that liked to fuck my friends more than me FLOOSH!
1997: I went to jail for a month. FLOOSH!
1996: I moved to Houston FLOOSH!
1995: I tried drugs for the first time, lost my virginity, and got arrested for the first time. FLOOSH!
1994: I dropped out of high school, Kurt Cobain checked out, one of my best friends moved away. FLOOSH!
1993: I was an awkward geeky kid who looked like a 5th grader in HIGH SCHOOL. FLOOSH!
1992: I tried booze for the first time FLOOSH!
1991: I started high school in a place full of red- neck pan-sexual cowboys and jocks that all wanted to kick my ass because I was small and had more than a few brain cells. (God, I hated that place.) FLOOSH!
That's where I'm at right now. Jeez, I spend a lot of time in the bathroom.
1 comment:
if only it were really that easy to make the bad things go away just by flushing repeatedly.....
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