Where do I start.....

• The past few days have been interesting for me. I have been ill since Monday morning. Ill in body. Ill in spirit. Ill in temper. This morning I coughed up something green like I haven't coughed up since I was a pack a day smoker. I hope that this is a sign that I am getting better, I'm feeling better. Not 100%, but better than Monday.
• Today on the way home I saw 3 people standing on a median holding placards protesting immigration reform. The signs said things like "Build the fence" and "say NO to amnesty" I yelled some stuff at them in Spanish like "Puta" and "Chinga tu madre'" which roughly translated means "Go fuck your mother" and "asshole". One of them told me to write my congressman. I'm guessing he had no clue I just cussed him out. I realize this may not win me any conservative readers but I really don't care how people get into this country as long as they earn an honest living and don't hurt anybody. Think about it; if we gave amnesty to 11 million Mexicans that means 11 million more taxpayers. And the new immigration reforms aren't really "amnesty" anyway. People who want to become legal citizens have to pay hefty fines and jump through a few flaming hoops.
• Speaking of jumping through hoops. I have been having problems with my DSL as of late. Getting help from At&t customer service is like trying bathe a cat. They told me I need a new one of these. The problem is I can't find one anywhere. (yes I know i could order one online but I do not have a credit/debit card they get me into trouble) It's working right now though, so that's good.
• "THE STATE" is now available on Itunes and on Xbox live. If you want a good laugh, you really can't go wrong.
• This is the most disturbing/funniest thing I have seen all day.