Survey Time

My one reader that I know of asked me to take this survey. If anyone else is reading this thing PLEASE let me know.

1. Biggest fear: Living on the street and having to suck dick for food.
2. Most meglomanical ambition: I would like to make money playing music for a living, NOT in a cover band or on a cruise ship. I want to play my own music on an indie label. If that doesn't pan out I want to take over a small Caribbean country and smoke lots of weed while hanging out with musicians.
3. When you’re talking to your boss, you’re usually thinking about : About what I'm going to do If I get fired.
4. Most disgusting habit: Is chronic masturbation considered a disgusting habit?
5. Criteria for judging other people: Their fashion sense. I know that is shallow, but I really can't stand people who dress like preppies.
6. How do you measure up?: five feet eight inches.
7. What do you think when you see a fat person eating fast food: I'm glad I know CPR.
8. How about when you see a thin person smoking?: Oh, don't you think you look cool.
9. When you meet someone of the same gender who’s more attractive than you, inside you think: "this guy thinks he's god's gift to women" or "what's this guy's problem" or "Yuppie Prick"
10. When you meet someone of the opposite gender who’s less attractive than you, inside you think: How much would I have to drink to....
11. The last lie you told was: "DUDE I WAS ASLEEP" ( I really wasn't asleep I just didn't want to talk to that person)
12. Tell us about the time you read someone’s diary/hacked into their emails/went through their stuff: I once found a glass pipe in an ex-girlfriends bathrobe. I wasn't really trying to look through her stuff it just kind of happened.
13. You know that person who you’re secretly jealous of - and there’s a part of you, that you can’t quite suppress, that wishes they would, just for once, get to taste a bit of your luck? Tell us what you hate about them – go on let it all out: I really hate seeing all the rich kids that I deal with everyday because the are so damned clueless and ungrateful for what they have.
14. The most expensive thing you’ve ever stolen was: I plea the fifth...
15. . Even though all this is true, you’re still a really good person because…I'm kind to children and small animals, as long as they aren't french.