07 December 2006

Stuff I saw on the bus.

Here is graffiti I saw on the bus yesterday. It was on the back of the seat in front of me.


"Acres Home fck a flu fck a blu watch dis blood hulg your crew on piru"

Thats it, verbatim, I wrote it down. This makes me wish I had an english to gangbanger dictionary or phrase book. I would ask someone to translate it but I think that would go over as well as Kramer at the million man march. I mean, could you imagine my scrawny pale self walking up to the hardest looking gang-banger I can find and say,(in my best snooty British accent) "Excuse me ol' chap. Do you speak street?" I would get shot.

Right after I wrote that bit, I saw some more on the seat next to me, this is what it said:

"LIL YORK TX 34,34 BLOCK
5,9 PIRU BLOOD HOUND
5 POPPIN' SMIX DROPPIN MDB
VI OVA HOOVA GET IT
HOW YOU LIKE LIVE BANGIN"

hmmm, interesting, I'm not sure if this is a back and forth between two rivals, or if it was all done by one person, but I do know one thing. Houston has some dirty assed buses.

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