I gotta tell you it's been a strange week in the news.
1: A suspected burglar in Florida was eaten by an alligator while trying to flee from police...right now I'm thinking a little time in the slammer would have been a better alternative.
2: Jesus and Mary have appeared on a pancake. ....I wonder if you can go to hell for eating a sacred flap-jack?
3: A woman in California was hit by a freight train while trying to wave it down, yes she drunk.
4: To relive the drought the Gov. of Georgia held a prayer vigil on the steps of the capitol to ask God for rain....and they got some. Maybe I should just pray for a better job and a place to live that doesn't suck.
5: "Operation Hamburger Helper" A small herd of cattle escaped from the trailer that was taking them to the slaughter house....while the driver stopped off at a McDonald's. I guess they saw where they would end up.
6: I just heard this one George "Boy George" O'Dowd was arrested for allegedly chaining up a 28 year old Swedish male escort and using him for a sex slave. I really can't say I'm shocked by that at all.
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