O wonder of wonder o joy of joys. Christmas is nearly upon us. Woo to the hoo! Ok seriously.
"What are you doing for Christmas?" you may ask. I'm working. The day after? Working. 6 months from now .....if you guessed laying on a tropical beach sipping mai-thais you would be way off.
Don't get me wrong I still get time to hang out, which I usually spend at the dive around the corner from the hovel only because all the other places in which people hang out are closed by the time I'm ready to drag my carcass out of bed (god this a really fucking long run on sentence) because after work I catch up on sleep.
moving on.....
Last week I met a woman at the dive where I drown my sorrows. It was okay, actually it was pretty fucking great. The bartender introduces "Guy this is girl She's good people, Girl this is guy he's good people" We exchange pleasantries, talk for a little while and I come to find out that she did some time in Texas, plays guitar, blah blah blah.....she was really pretty and kinda fucked up (KA-CHING!!!) I buy her a beer and next thing you know she's all up in McNazty's kool-aid! (I haven't been kissed like that in YEARS!!) We went to the bartender's place to hang out after closing time. We talked a little more , made out a little more. She started promising me the world on a silver platter. I.E.: Wilco tickets, a place to stay, etc, etc. Which is kind of a strange thing to be offering some dude you just met in a bar.
And then after the bartender guy left the room to take a shower, it all made sense. she produced a bag containing some pretty high quality Bolivian marching powder. (I've only read about the stuff.....I swear)
I left soon after that. I had to be at work in 2 hours. I got together with her a couple of days later and her demeanor was totally different. She went from "cute girl who really dug me" to "cute girl who wasn't really interested"
God, I hope that there is some woman in this city that doesn't have to be out of her gourd on coke to find me interesting........
2 comments:
She promised you Wilco tickets??? I'd do her.
;)
--M
P.S. You're working tomorrow? I'll be celebrating Christ's emergence into the world through the virgin birth canal at Denny's without you?
Sigh...
as sad as it was, yes I was schilling caffeine to people on the day of our lord's birth....yeah it sucked.
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