13 April 2007

wookin' pa nub

Okay my faithful few readers as you probably know I have been in the market for some female companionship. I have tried one pretty good dating site and I have had some luck. I met a pretty cool person that will probably end up being a good friend. I really don't know if it will turn into a romantic thing but a good friend who is a girl is always a nice.


That being said.....


I have also been looking through the strange depraved world that is Craig's list. Not to sound like a broken record but there are FUCKED UP PEOPLE posting ads on the old CL. I got a lot of responses from "porno bots" too, but I won't bother you with those.
These are a few examples of people who posted ads in the "casual encounters" section that I responded to.

example #1


I chatted with woman who wanted me to come over and "rape" her (not really rape it was just a fantasy) I thought about it for a little while and I realized that I'm just not into that. And her picture didn't really help...I would have had to of been drunk off my ass and that would not have been too good for me performance wise anyway.

example #2

Her ad said she wanted to go for dinner or lunch sometime. I responded by saying " I am totally up for that. If you are serious send me a pic and let me know where you want to meet. I'll send you one if this is for real and not just a way to send me spam." the pic very cute (nothing explicit) and it was accompanied by this message: "no spam lol I need 450 for a car payment do u think u could do that in return?" I replied by saying "WTF? are you SERIOUS? I got my own bills to worry about I'm afraid. I do like the pic though..." she replied with "350 then?"

what the fuck?

another one I tried might actually pan out. I'm not going to go into all the details but it looks promising and only a little sleazy. She had some nice photos of various piercings (I'll let you use your imagination there). It turns out that she was a REAL person and not a porno-bot or a hooker. Just kinky. HELLS YEAH!! we chatted over IM and exchanged E-mails. I'm hoping this works out. (fingers crossed.)
She took the ad down after we chatted so I hope that is a good sign.

fingers crossed.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

You have to love the metaphorical balls on the one who asked for a car payment...

The rape chick already scares me... I could see that turning into a big blackmail scheme...

The pierced girl... I really hope you didn't type "clitoral piercing" into the search box or anything... Much like admitting gastric bypass surgery, multiple divorces, fetishes, etc..., I think owning up to weird piercings is something that can wait until the third date...

Am I prudish?

--M

McNazty. said...

The pics were in the ad. I wasn't activeley searching for "clitoral piercings". (although that would be a nice feature)

Compared to me most porn-stars are prudish so worry not.

Michael Lazenby said...

McNazty -

Remember one thing... Gs up, hos down.

Holla,

Krazee Eyez Killa

McNazty. said...

Krazee,


WORD!